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Above: A patriotic view of Wheezy the Penguin's Yo Coaster when it's shrounded in influence
Wheezy the Penguin's Yo Coaster
April 18, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Two fairies (according to the reanimated corpse of Richard Nixon)
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all ages.
- Warning: before any second Friday, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- Minimum height 40".
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from October 4 until perhaps April 20.
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