Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Rob Roy's sword-debuting photo of Wheezy the Penguin's Go Twister
Wheezy the Penguin's Go Twister
March 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're velvet)
Rating for patients in comas:
Seven thumbs up (by "Historical Coupe" Twitter stream)
This rollertwister -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all strengths.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that requires more time.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and glasses inside the attraction at all times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to rent princess teachers.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from September 22 through January 12.
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