Massive Peepland Attraction Database
The Wheezy the Penguin's Go Twister attraction as seen from the top of an outpost
Wheezy the Penguin's Go Twister
July 23, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the tallest in Peepland -- is made to hold guests of all temperments.
- If traveling with indigenous children, you may want to just stop caring after telling them that this attraction exists.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts or knee, back, viral, heart, lycanthropic, or cardiac issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and strollers away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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