Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Wernher von Braun's Faux Coaster attraction at midday
Wernher von Braun's Faux Coaster
September 15, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appealing to kids of all languages.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to look for something less demanding.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from yesterday through January 26.
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from a famous Disney topiary.
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