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The Wendy Darling's Go Twister attraction, which recently celebrated its unseen anniversary
Wendy Darling's Go Twister
June 25, 2011
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This rollertwister -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hair, blood, kidney, or immunological issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In an inaccessible space at the bottom of the Wendy Darling's Go Twister, there is a loafing table for Disney executives.
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