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The Ward Kimball's Faux Coaster train at night
Ward Kimball's Faux Coaster
August 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all temperatures.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this train first thing after a picnic.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or knee, brain, spinal, fingernail, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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