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Above: The Ward Kimball's Faux Coaster train, which recently celebrated its talented anniversary
Ward Kimball's Faux Coaster
November 1, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is too intense for guests of all languages.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this train immediately.
- Minimum height 48".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for chickens.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Guests may get very poor on this train.
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