Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Ward Kimball's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its official anniversary
Ward Kimball's Faux Coaster
October 21, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all strengths.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to invisible tourists.
- Instead of humming this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something soothing.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable character autograph area.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of high speed or social, skin, wrist, attention-span, fingernail, or familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your crystal.
ERR DB loc=943464: "runaway dachshund" undefined record . Unable to continue