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The Ward Kimball's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its animated anniversary
Ward Kimball's Faux Coaster
May 12, 1986
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This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Toontown -- is designed for guests of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to complete something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- Must be at least 35" tall and 10 years old to ride with a baby.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, hip, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and strollers away from the vehicle at various times.
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