Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database

The Ursula's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of Italy

Above: The Ursula's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of Italy

Ursula's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 1962
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyliesland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all temperments.

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