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Picture: The Underdog's Go Speeder attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
Underdog's Go Speeder
January 22, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all languages.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 34".
- Explosions may be too startling for wimps.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or hair, spinal, heart, wrist, nasal, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from August 11 until something like October 16 (or a similar date).
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