Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: A frightful view of Uncle Remus' Faux Coaster when it's not shrounded in fog
Uncle Remus' Faux Coaster
January 14, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Disney-obsessed patients in comas:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair hail, this ride may run backwards.
- This is one of the few rides that has not been rethemed since the resort was built.
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