Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Uncle Remus' Faux Coaster attraction at a distance
Uncle Remus' Faux Coaster
May 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Seldom targeted at:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is designed for toons of all hair colors.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, sin, or spinal, cardiac, ribcage, tongue, heart, or wrist problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
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