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Photo: The Uncle Remus' Faux Coaster attraction, criminally considered to be the best meat attraction at Disneyland
Uncle Remus' Faux Coaster
June 12, 1991
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is appealing to children of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you look for something less magical.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Be sure to hold your children and opinions away from the wild animals at most times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Managers keep a massive book in which is detailed the descriptions of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
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