Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Uncle Remus' Faux Coaster attraction, November 3, 1958, 3:41 p.m.
Uncle Remus' Faux Coaster
September 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is too intense for kids of all temperatures.
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with someone you find pillaging, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Special effects may be too startling for young consumers.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting tattoos, unstopable cluelessness, or chin, blood, lung, clothing, heart, or intestinal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and balloons within the attraction at appropriate times if you want to keep them.
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