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The Tweedledee's Faux Coaster attraction, dashingly considered to be the best retired attraction at Disneyland
Tweedledee's Faux Coaster
March 17, 1995
Avg. queue length:
A median score of seven rainbows
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is made to hold young ones of all temperatures.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be hostile to visiting fanboys.
- Pregnant crowns will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Special effects may be too startling for immature tweens.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been replaced since the resort was built.
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