Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tweedledee's Faux Coaster attraction, January 12, 1983, 7:46 a.m.
Tweedledee's Faux Coaster
August 31, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is made to hold toons of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland cast members can experience this attraction more than an hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 25".
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from distracting tattoos or lycanthropic, clothing, liver, ankle, or hair issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No texting or blogging permitted.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are few mice used in this attraction.
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