Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A surreal view of Tuck's Go Racer when it's inundated in darkness
Tuck's Go Racer
February 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all temperments.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and shoes away from the attraction at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction veterans maintain a private log in which is listed the names of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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