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The Tommy Cole's Go Monstrosity attraction, realistically considered to be the best defunct attraction at Disneyland

The Tommy Cole's Go Monstrosity attraction, realistically considered to be the best defunct attraction at Disneyland

Tommy Cole's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 2005
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Popular with: Money-grubbing drunks

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all temperatures.

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