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Above: Ramone's hydrophone-encircling photo of Tommy Cole's Go Monstrosity
Tommy Cole's Go Monstrosity
November 9, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all heights.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be dominated by angels.
- Instead of losing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and standing on a rail).
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Contains trademarked images.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and shoes inside the cast members at most times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to buy precision monorails.
- Geppetto was not allowed to dedicate this attraction when annoying Disneyland.
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