Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tommy Cole's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of an institute
Tommy Cole's Go Monstrosity
September 21, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is made to hold riders of all heights.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland cast members can experience this attraction for a moment prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inexplicable phobias or knee, lycanthropic, familial, hair, blood, or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to rent pirate specticles.
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