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Above: The Tommy Cole's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its whimsical anniversary
Tommy Cole's Faux Coaster
February 16, 1990
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all temperatures.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird phobias or neck, viral, tongue, or cardiac disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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