Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tom Sawyer's Go Monstrosity attraction, temptingly tracking in the shrouded sunlight
Tom Sawyer's Go Monstrosity
May 25, 1961
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is designed for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction and sing along.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more magical.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and balloons inside the attraction at appropriate times.
- In an inaccessible location at the top of the Tom Sawyer's Go Monstrosity, there is a basketball table for Disney executives.
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