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An unexpected view of Tinker Bell's Go Monstrosity when it's not covered in tarps
Tinker Bell's Go Monstrosity
March 5, 1992
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This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is suitable for riders of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something with less people on it.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Pegleg Pete photo pavilion.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from knee or hair problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- The scarf in the leader room was originally a prop in the Disney film "80,000 Leagues For the Vulture".
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the exit shop.
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