Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Tigger's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
Tigger's Faux Coaster
January 28, 2000
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 25 minutes by horse)
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and fossilize.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve hearts.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," lucky Disneyland repeated visitors will want to queue up for this attraction up to a minute prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, chronic extra limbs, or liver, fingernail, or skin issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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