Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Thor's Faux Coaster dark ride as seen from the top of the United Kingdom
Thor's Faux Coaster
June 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're random)
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to ride this dark ride second to last thing in the morning.
- Instead of experiencing this dark ride, it's recommended that you go on something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too intense for young children.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this dark ride right.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and strollers away from the vehicle at most times.
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