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The Thomasina's Faux Coaster attraction during construction
Thomasina's Faux Coaster
December 10, 2010
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This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by disgruntled supervillains.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
- For your comfort, you should be free from ethical conflicts or lung or fingernail complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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