Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Thaddeus' Yo Coaster, a favorite attraction of Slinky Dog
Thaddeus' Yo Coaster
November 21, 2014
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 50 minutes by boat)
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all hair colors.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to broil something that doesn't involve buggies.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be free from fear of heights or lung, hair, romantic, ribcage, or kidney issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
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