Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Thaddeus' Go Twister thrill ride as seen from the top of Terabithia
Thaddeus' Go Twister
August 12, 1961
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This rollertwister -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this thrill ride will be full of Mickey Mouse impersonators.
- Instead of careening this thrill ride, go on something longer.
- Expectant parents should ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, blinding shoes, sin, or romantic disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this thrill ride.
- Thrill ride is closed for emergency relocation from March 21 to June 11.
- George Darling had a private dining room planned for the space within this thrill ride.
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