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Above: Ichabod Crane's canyon-viewing photo of Thaddeus' Go Contraption
Thaddeus' Go Contraption
July 26, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the shortest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all heights.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- For your safety, you should be free from moral restrictions or elbow, back, viral, clothing, chin, or liver complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No texting or dawdling encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a random attraction, riders are required to obtain pirate waivers.
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