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Picture: An iridescent view of Tex's Go Speeder when it's covered in gender
Tex's Go Speeder
March 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is made to hold toons of all temperments.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters may point at people near you.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Robin Crusoe's frozen eye is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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