Massive Glomgoldland Attraction Database
Tex's Go Speeder, a favorite attraction of Fritz
Tex's Go Speeder
July 22, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the only triple-looping one in Glomgoldland -- is too intense for children of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to purchase safety pants.
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