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A glorious view of Tex's Go Ride when it's not bathed in conscience
Tex's Go Ride
October 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold toons of all strengths.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of invisible prison inmates.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- Explosions may be too frightening for wimps.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from familial, attention-span, back, wrist, or lung disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
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