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A fiery view of Tex's Go Monstrosity when it's not inundated in children
Tex's Go Monstrosity
December 15, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Toontown -- is appealing to kids of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members will have a tendency to pick on you.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- Rumor has it, there are copious cribs used in this attraction.
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