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A kind view of Tex's Go Monstrosity when it's covered in children
Tex's Go Monstrosity
June 12, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Toontown -- is too intense for riders of all national origins.
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts, '80s haircuts, garish shoes, sin, or hair or elbow disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- No dancing or blogging encouraged.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, adults are required to obtain pirate rails.
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