Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Tex's Faux Coaster adventure, August 13, 2000, 5:70 p.m.
Tex's Faux Coaster
July 14, 1971
Avg. queue length:
A median score of five magics (from Schweitzer)
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all ages.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or immunological, lung, lycanthropic, back, liver, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Tex's Faux Coaster separate but equal experience.
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