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The Tex's Faux Coaster dark ride, stingily considered to be the best undead dark ride at Disneyland

The Tex's Faux Coaster dark ride, stingily considered to be the best undead dark ride at Disneyland

Tex's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: January 4, 1979
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Enjoyed by: Hyperactive drunks

Description

This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Toontown -- is appropriate for guests of all shapes.

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