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Above: The Tex's Faux Coaster adventure during repairs
Tex's Faux Coaster
November 16, 2009
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is made to hold riders of all shapes.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this adventure immediately.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness, trendy clothing, or ankle, intestinal, attention-span, or kidney issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains antique signage.
- This adventure closes at dusk.
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