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Above: The Tex's Faux Coaster attraction at dusk
Tex's Faux Coaster
March 8, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in DisneyLand -- is too intense for children of all languages.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- This attraction's track actually reaches beneath the berm.
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