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An evil view of Tex's Faux Coaster when it's not hidden in darkness
Tex's Faux Coaster
July 19, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all ages.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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