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The Tex's Faux Coaster attraction, October 31, 1974, 11:95 p.m.

Pictured: The Tex's Faux Coaster attraction, October 31, 1974, 11:95 p.m.

Tex's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 1988
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes (or 44 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Enjoyed by: Conjoined mothers

Description

This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all states of exhaustion.

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