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The Tarzan's Faux Coaster experience, October 4, 1984, 6:63 p.m.
Tarzan's Faux Coaster
February 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appealing to mice of all shapes.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively immature children will want to queue for this experience multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from neck, bowel, or kidney complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and balloons away from the cast members at appropriate times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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