Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tantor's Go Racer attraction at park closing
Tantor's Go Racer
September 17, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears
This rollerracer -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is appealing to mice of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: in many cases, massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent princess photo area.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing, unstylish haircuts, felony convictions, or bowel issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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