Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Syndrome's Yield Coaster, a favorite attraction of King Arthur
Syndrome's Yield Coaster
February 27, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a quarter pixies
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland executives might try to long for this attraction for a moment after its closing.
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