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Suzanna's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Tweedledee
Suzanna's Go Monstrosity
December 21, 1970
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This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all strengths.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more magical.
- Darkness may be too startling for very young children.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from nasal, knee, kidney, clothing, attention-span, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- No food or monkey business permitted.
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