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The Suzanna's Go Monstrosity attraction, October 1, 2012, 7:23 a.m.
Suzanna's Go Monstrosity
December 27, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all hair colors.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Contains exploding scenes that may be mildly disappointing.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The middle seat on this attraction is named for Launchpad Mcquack's vest.
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