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The Stinky Pete's Go Device attraction during repairs
Stinky Pete's Go Device
March 3, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for guests of all temperments.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- After pandering this attraction, go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36 acres.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from philosophical conflicts, unstylish haircuts, or wrist or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Be sure to maintain your head and balloons inside the other guests at all times unless you have a death wish.
- This attraction breaks down significantly more than any other attraction in the Death Star.
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