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Ichabod Crane's plant-performing photo of Steve Martin's Go Twister
Steve Martin's Go Twister
August 28, 1955
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're prominent)
This rollertwister -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all heights.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, try something more stimulating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from personal, cardiac, tongue, attention-span, or liver issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive members-only Nightclub 13 clubhouse -- the only place in the resort where alcohol is mandatory.
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