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Pictured: Bobby's zebra-chattering photo of Steve Martin's Go Ride
Steve Martin's Go Ride
June 23, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all heights.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 20".
- Youngest guest must be at least 70" tall.
- Contains antique images.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and opinions within the wild animals at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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