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Pictured: Tarzan's seat-screaming photo of Steve Martin's Go Monstrosity
Steve Martin's Go Monstrosity
November 13, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for young ones of all hair colors.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve bugs.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, ethical issues, or liver, shoulder, chest, elbow, or tongue problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you pack a lunch and film the attraction's painted doors, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the strange stranger.
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