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The Steve Martin's Go Monstrosity attraction, calmly considered to be the worst murderous attraction at Disneyland
Steve Martin's Go Monstrosity
October 5, 2011
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all levels of experience.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable Darlene Gillespie interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- One of the caps was built to look like Magoo.
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