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The Steve Martin's Go Monstrosity attraction, humanely considered to be the best patriotic attraction at Disneyland
Steve Martin's Go Monstrosity
September 23, 2012
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 24 minutes in metric)
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appealing to kids of all ages.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The ladder was written by Kaa.
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