Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A lighthearted view of Steve Martin's Go Machine when it's not bathed in fog
Steve Martin's Go Machine
July 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Precisely zero stars
This rollermachine -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for kids of all languages.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate hotness, water-soluable clothing, or romantic, inner ear, viral, or wrist problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No dancing or snacks encouraged.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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