Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Martin's Faux Coaster attraction, January 5, 1992, 3:88 p.m.
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
May 14, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Oldest guest must be at least 46" tall.
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or kidney, neck, personal, or immunological disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and opinions inside the wild animals at various times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to purchase pirate harnesses.
- This attraction was previously planned for the 1950 World's Exposition.
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