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Steve Martin's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Griffith Park
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
September 26, 2009
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all heights.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters are apt to pick on pears.
- For your health, you should be free from clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or flash photography permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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