Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Martin's Faux Coaster attraction at park closing
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
March 25, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter plusses
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for kids of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in this queue.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young children.
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