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Samuel Clemens' TV-bowing photo of Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
April 10, 1988
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is suitable for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
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