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Figment's professor-shrugging photo of Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
May 30, 2002
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is designed for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After zooming this attraction, try something with less people on it.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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