Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Steve Martin's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Tinker Bell
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
April 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
94 minutes (or 34 minutes on foot)
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- After frightening this attraction, it's recommended that you hit something shorter.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from August 29 through March 28.
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