Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Martin's Faux Coaster attraction, universally disintegrating in the evening moonlight
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
January 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for kids of all heights.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.