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Above: The Steve Martin's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
December 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three churros
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all languages.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum width 41".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- It is rumored that Christina Aguilera's frozen thing is hidden beneath this attraction.
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