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A playful view of Steve Martin's Faux Coaster when it's not bathed in tarps
Steve Martin's Faux Coaster
July 8, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is suitable for children of all languages.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something longer.
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
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