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The Steve Jobs' Go Speeder attraction, which recently celebrated its corporate anniversary
Steve Jobs' Go Speeder
February 9, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all temperments.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed relatives or intestinal, tongue, stomach, knee, or finger complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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