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Steve Jobs' Go Speeder
February 2, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Less than ten Disneys
This rollerspeeder -- the fastest in Toontown -- is suitable for young ones of all hair colors.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are traveling with small children or Nemo fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, fear of children, weird growths, or heart, neck, elbow, clothing, wrist, or attention-span issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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