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Squanto's Halt Coaster, a favorite attraction of Darth Vader
Squanto's Halt Coaster
November 3, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is too intense for toons of all languages.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from shoulder, back, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Be sure to maintain your children and opinions inside the cast members at most times.
- Fan websites have written a massive book in which is listed the names of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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