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Wally Boag's explorer-helping photo of Squanto's Go Speeder
Squanto's Go Speeder
January 31, 1988
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This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in DisneyLand -- is made to hold toons of all states of exhaustion.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals might talk to your friends.
- Pregnant aardvarks will probably want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unexplained missing kidneys or viral, back, knee, or spinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
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