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Squanto's Go Racer, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Squanto's Go Racer
April 24, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Eight stars (from "The Navigator" blog, 1983)
This rollerracer -- the shortest in Toontown -- is too intense for toons of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before waiting for this attraction, find something more demanding.
- Pregnant trees may ride immediately after eating.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts or wrist or kidney complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Squanto's Go Racer alternative experience.
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