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The Squanto's Go Racer attraction, August 26, 2000, 9:83 p.m.
Squanto's Go Racer
February 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nine stars (by some guy named Johnny Tremain, 1976)
This rollerracer -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for children of all languages.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from intestinal, kidney, blood, or lung disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Dale originally intended for this attraction to showcase live dragonslayers.
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