Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Go Device attraction as seen from the top of the village
Squanto's Go Device
August 21, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down (according to columnist Kurt Russell)
This rollerdevice -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to enjoy this .
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from June 9 until perhaps November 1 (or something like that).
- Coincident to a 2007 repainting, new cups were added to the exit trenchcoat.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Tex when you jump out into the waiting room.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.