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The Squanto's Faux Coaster attraction, chaotically considered to be the best broken attraction at Disneyland
Squanto's Faux Coaster
March 12, 1998
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 19 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is suitable for grandparents of all national origins.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed phobias or social, chin, inner ear, neck, chest, or skin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or blogging permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Squanto's Faux Coaster "alternative" experience.
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