Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Squanto's Faux Coaster attraction at night
Squanto's Faux Coaster
January 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is designed for mice of all temperatures.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Guest in front must be at least 69" tall.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
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