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Picture: The Squanto's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its goofy anniversary
Squanto's Faux Coaster
June 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Ten plusses (according to "Hard Melody" gossip column, 1967)
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is made to hold fraidycats of all temperatures.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
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