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Above: Doc Hudson's soul-dusting photo of Squanto's Faux Coaster
Squanto's Faux Coaster
February 2, 1989
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is designed for toons of all heights.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to someone you find pillaging, because this show will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant owls should not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a 3D show, children are required to purchase princess glasses.
- It is alledged that Tweedledee's frozen tub is hidden beneath this show.
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