Massive Hermanland Attraction Database

The Squanto's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its inaccurate anniversary

Pictured: The Squanto's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its inaccurate anniversary

Squanto's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1974
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Hermanland -- is too intense for children of all nausea tolerances.

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