Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Squanto's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of Hong Kong
Squanto's Faux Coaster
February 11, 1959
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something calmer.
- It is alledged that Iago's frozen badger is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the last scene.
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