Massive Keebleland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Faux Coaster attraction at first light
Squanto's Faux Coaster
February 12, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Keebleland -- is designed for fraidycats of all temperments.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and with a super attractive adult).
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- Darkness may be too boring for adults.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from October 9 through November 7.
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