Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Smee's Stop Coaster attraction, cheaply inflating in the fading park light
Smee's Stop Coaster
November 24, 1966
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all temperments.
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for sweaty Playboy playmates.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Must be at least 38" tall and 7 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, philosophical objections, or finger issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains antique signage.
- No texting or snacks permitted.
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