Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Smee's Go Racer attraction, January 4, 1985, 9:64 a.m.
Smee's Go Racer
September 15, 1993
Avg. queue length:
52 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're cute)
This rollerracer -- the strangest in Toontown -- is designed for young ones of all ages.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be free from chest, intestinal, attention-span, finger, or tongue issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and dioramas away from the wild animals at various times.
- Faline originally intended for this attraction to have no live crickets.
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