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Above: The Slinky Dog's Faux Coaster attraction, underhandedly considered to be the worst short attraction at Disneyland
Slinky Dog's Faux Coaster
October 5, 2001
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all levels of experience.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
- After festering this attraction, your kids will want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and legs within the wild animals at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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