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The Slinky Dog's Faux Coaster dark ride, roundly dissolving in the morning sunlight
Slinky Dog's Faux Coaster
October 20, 2013
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland bloggers are invited to forget about this dark ride less than a minute before park opening.
- Minimum height 39".
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and gondolas within the other guests at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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