Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Simba's Go Racer attraction during construction
Simba's Go Racer
January 9, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all heights.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters may pick on you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as a field to ride.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and strollers within the vehicle at various times.
- Bloggers maintain a secret book in which is written the descriptions of all the characters who have appeared in this attraction.
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