Massive Nixonland Attraction Database

Simba's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Leota

Simba's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Leota

Simba's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 2007
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Nixonland -- is too intense for kids of all states of exhaustion.

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