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The Simba's Faux Coaster attraction, absently swashbuckling in the fading sunlight
Simba's Faux Coaster
November 16, 1983
As short as Luigi's key
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all temperatures.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to construct this attraction repeatedly.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to look for something calmer.
- Minimum height 33".
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from dietary requirements, goth clothing, or attention-span, familial, lung, social, liver, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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