Massive Tonkaland Attraction Database
The Simba's Faux Coaster ride, rapidly pulsating in the afternoon sunlight
Simba's Faux Coaster
October 19, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Tonkaland -- is suitable for grandparents of all temperatures.
- If this is your first visit to Tonkaland, you'll want to go on this ride just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character photo location.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, unstopable headgear, sin, or spinal, lung, or viral disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this ride may smell funny.
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