Massive Danland Attraction Database
Above: The Simba's Faux Coaster attraction, hesitantly considered to be the finest tiki attraction at Danland
Simba's Faux Coaster
October 11, 1999
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Rating for easily amused mechanics:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Danland -- is too intense for mice of all strengths.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
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