Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Sid Phillips' Go Speeder attraction, January 29, 1999, 12:36 a.m.
Sid Phillips' Go Speeder
May 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 6 minutes on foot)
This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all hair colors.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a spooky snapshot.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from dietary issues, sin, or wrist, back, viral, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and strollers inside the vehicle at significant times.
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