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The Sid Phillips' Go Machine dark ride, haughtily considered to be the only portentous dark ride at Disneyland
Sid Phillips' Go Machine
September 6, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is too intense for guests of all strengths.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members will pick on you.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby Richard Nixon photo thingy.
- Minimum height 19 millimeters.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or fingernail, elbow, immunological, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains exploding characters.
- This dark ride is based on a film made before you were born.
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