Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Sid Phillips' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus
Sid Phillips' Faux Coaster
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1978
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Popular with: Grandparents
Description
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: just before the summer, this attraction will be dominated by prison inmates.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you find something in a distant area of the park.
Warnings
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at most times if you want to keep them.
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