Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sid Phillips' Faux Coaster attraction at park closing
Sid Phillips' Faux Coaster
October 11, 1988
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This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all strengths.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling fanboys.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from felony convictions or stomach, neck, liver, heart, or viral issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from May 17 to September 26.
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