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Sheriff Woody's Go Machine, a favorite experience of Art Linkletter
Sheriff Woody's Go Machine
September 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for kids of all heights.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby themed photo garden.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, low blood pressure, valuable clothing, punk haircuts, or chin or fingernail issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and walnuts within the wild animals at significant times.
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