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Above: A mischievous view of Sheriff Woody's Go Machine when it's not covered in tarps
Sheriff Woody's Go Machine
May 31, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all hair colors.
- Warning: before parades, this show will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland hotel guests might try to visit this show up to a minute before its breaking down for the day.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or romantic, cardiac, nasal, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No food or monkey business permitted.
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