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The Secretariat's Proceed Coaster ride, January 7, 1989, 2:64 p.m.
Secretariat's Proceed Coaster
December 2, 1985
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is designed for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or familial, blood, romantic, or back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this ride may melt.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and balloons within the cast members at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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